Beastie Boys

"So kick off your shoes and put on your swim fins 'Cause when it comes to quarries I'm known to swim."

"Jazz and AWOL, that's our team, Step inside the party, disrupt the whole scene. When it comes to beats, well, I'm a fiend. I like my sugar with coffee and cream."

"If you try to knock me, you'll get mocked (Mocked) I'll stir fry you in my wok (Wok) Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop (Pop) Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock (Spock)."

"Well it might sound odd, it might sound corny, But here's some sex rhymes for those that are horny."

"A sassy, sophisticated, sexy lady, Well I'm twenty-six, and you're eighty."

"Because I saw you at the checkout line; You dropped your coupons and you were looking fine. Sophisticated, and so mature, I couldn't really care if you're 50 or 74. Because I want ya, and I need ya. Hey boomin' granny, you could be my teacher."

"Sometimes I like to brag, sometimes I'm soft spoken, And when I'm in Holland I eat the pannenkoeken."

"Yo-ho-ho and a pint of Brass Monkey And when my girlie shakes her hips, she sure gets funky. Skirt-chasin', free-basin', killin' every village, We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage!Most illingest b-boy, well, I got that feeling, I am most ill, and I'm rhymin' and stealin'."

"Down with Ad-Rock and Mike D, and you ain't, And I got more juice than Picasso got paint. Got rhymes that are rough and rhymes that are slick, I'm not surprised you're on my dick."

"Girls with boyfriends are the kinds I like. I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike."

"Some voices got treble—some voices got bass. We got the kind of voices that are in your face!"

"I said, "I don't know her, I just met her tonight." And Ad-Rock started hiding everything in sight. D pulled me over, said, "Hide your gold. The girl is crafty like ice is cold.""

"I keep a pistol in my pocket, so you better be cautious. Fly around the world, but it makes me nauseous."

"Got a girl in the Castle and one in the pagoda. You know I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda."

"I'm the king of the classroom, coolin' in the back. My teacher had beef, so I gave her a smack. She chased me out of class, she was strapped with a ruler. Went to the bathroom, rolled myself a wooler."

"Because I'm hard hittin', always bitten, cool as hell. I got the trees on my mirror so my car won't smell."

"(Girls!) To do the dishes, (Girls!) to clean up my room. (Girls!) To do the laundry, (Girls!) and in the bathroom. (Girls!) That's all I really want is girls."

"Your pop's caught you smokin', man, he says, "No way!" That hypocrite smokes two packs a day. Man, livin' at home is such a drag. Now your mom threw away your best porno mag (Busted).You gotta fight for your right To party!"

"Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear. I'll kick you out of my home if you don't cut that hair. Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?" Aw, Mom, you're just jealous, it's the Beastie Boys!"

"Another plane, another train, another bottle in the brain. Another girl, another fight, another drive all night."

"Lookin' for a girl, I ran into a guy. His name was MCA, I said "Howdy," he said, "Hi.""

"Now my name is MCA, I've got a license to kill (Yeah) I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill (Yeah) Now what do we have here, an outlaw and his beer? (Uh-huh) I run this land, you understand? I've made myself clear?"