"Ohhh... shit! I picked the cute one! The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. Acck.... but first, I need a cool drink... of ice water."

"Sometimes, I just kill myself!"

"Jack, listen. Maybe we can cut a deal."

"Nah, I'm done here."

"So, dead? That's five-hundred."

"Have you finally learned to do what is necessary?"

"What the hell is this?"

"On the ground! Stay on the ground! Nobody make a move! Nobody! Stay down!"

"What happened to the rest of the guys?"

"Bus driver? What bus driver?"

"What? No, NO!"

"Okay... see... they're not just brothers... twins..."

"You're pretty strong... for some clown who thinks he's Batman."

"This is your dream. It's so sweet, too! And so pathetic. You really think people would make a float of your dumb face and march it down the street chanting your goddamn name? "Oh, oh, Oswald Cobb! Remember him? What a guy!" What a little bitch."

"Dent? Comin' after me? Is that why you're moving me? Let him come, that rat bast-"

"This is about Falcone. You gotta get the Roman before he gets you."

"I'll burn it all down before I let a freak have it!"

"Have we started a fire?"

"(Ernest: Try my sock drawer. I bought some of those comedian stamps.) Perfect for you, Ernie."

"We both know that I have to kill you now. You'll just have to imagine the fire."

"You're pure evil."

"...Such a... good boy... ...must have... really... loved his... mother... ...His... his... ugh..."

"Well congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step of your master plan?"

"A training exercise, that’s all. If you’ll excuse me, I’ve got tickets to watch our boys thrash Rapid City."

"Keep moving forward! Flank them at the stairs!"

"Has anyone ever made it?"

"I'll die before I talk."

"Alright, y-you know what? I can't-- I can't watch this any more, just call me in the morning, okay?"

"Make him one of us. (edited)"

"(Joker: How about another joke, Murray?) No, I think we'd had enough of your jokes. (Joker: What do you get...) I don't think so. (Joker: ...when you cross...) I think we're done here now, thank you. (Joker: ...a mentally-ill loner with a society that abandoned him AND TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH?!?!) Call the police, Gene. (Joker: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET!!) Call the police. (Joker: YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!!!)"

"You shall be thrown into the arena below to die at thier rending fangs. As you are screaming in death, remember that Julie herself will be a werewolf in time! To run with the pack on moonlight nights!"

"They're so much bigger than you could ever imagine! It's the whole system! I'm so sorry!"

"That's not funny. That's not... (gasp)... (uncut)"

"He's got us running around, ripping out a lot of geek junk, but no cash! He won't tell us what his plan is, even if he has one! I want out! (Joker: If you insist.) Hey, man, take it easy! I-I was, I was just kidding!"

"Oh, so you're a big man now, Oz, huh? (Cobblepot: Maybe I am.) Really, Oz? Because to me, you were always just a gimp in an empty suit."

"Bah! Missed at that distance. He is like a jack-in-the-box, that Batman! But I'll get him from the window."

"---Contract...contract...ohhh"

"You're ....Bruce....Wayne..."

"Come on, McGinnis! Laugh it up now, you miserable little punk! Laugh! (sing-song tone) I can't hear yooouuu!"

"(David Endocrine: So you think the Batman's the real sicko here.) Without a doubt. He's an obsessive-compulsive, narcissistic hero-complexed sociopath. I would love a shot at him as a patient."

"So far so good, eh Gloves? C'mon, this way."

"Sure, I did it. But you won't send me to the chair for it!!! I'll--"

"(Joker: Do guests get to keep these?) Heh. Sure, you do whatever you want with it. We got a closet full of them."

"Ah-ugh! I'm choking!"

"Bruce. It's okay. Don’t be afraid."

"Oz! You fuckin' traitor!"

"Oz. I can say it. I'll say his name. "Viti"."

"Thomas! You've killed him! Help! Police. Help!"

"To the Roman!"