"Definitely gay... there was always a 'well, she might be or she might not be' but when there was that drip of water passing between their lips in the very final scene, that cemented it for me. Now it wasn't just that Xena was bisexual and kinda liked her gal pal and they kind of fooled around sometimes, it was 'Nope, they're married, man."

"Rosco: It's not "Hound Dog", you dipstick. It's "Top Dog"!"

"Enos: Yes, sir, "Hound Dog"."

"Possum on a gum bush!"

"That's a big ten-four, little fat buddy. I'm a commin', I'm a comin'!"

"Enos, do you know what one casket said to the other casket? He said, 'Was that you coffin?'"

"I'm in hot pursuit!"

"Don't you threaten me."

"Kew, Kew, I love it, I love it!"

"You dipstick!"

"[When someone else is talking on the phone] Say hello from Rosco."

"This is Sheriff RosCO... P. Coltrane here."

"I'm gonna cuff ya and stuff ya."

"Breaker 1, Breaker 1. I might be crazy but I ain't dumb, Craaaazy Cooter comin' atcha, any y'all Dukes out there on the Hazzard net, come on?"

"[In one episode when talking to Boss] That Hughie Hogg is so crooked he makes you look straight."

"J.D. HOGG!"

"Shepherd to lost Sheep, Shepherd to lost Sheep."

"That J. D. Hogg is more crooked than a dog's hind leg."

"Buckle up for safety Flash."

"Judas priest on a pony."

"Enos, this is your commanding officer speaking."

"George Peppard — Lt.Col. John "Hannibal" Smith"

"Robert Vaughn — General Hunt Stockwell (For Season 5 only as well)"

"Eddie Velez — Frankie Santana (For Season 5 only)"

"Marla Heasley — Tanya Baker"

"Melinda Culea — Amy Amanda Allen aka Triple A"

"Dirk Benedict — 1st.Lt. Templeton "Face" Peck"

"Dwight Schultz — Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock"

"Mr. T — Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus"

"Ten years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find them... maybe you can hire... The A-Team."