"When it came to the music … I was just free just to be this crazy narcissist. I wasn't trying to channel anything other than, "I'm going to be the best bloody rock singer I ever could try to be." I just was in creative heaven, to be honest."

"You are a vicious snowflake."

"I come for the Reaper."

"You're a special one, Mandy. I too am a special one. Let us be so very special, together."

"[High on gas fumes in the sewers of Budapest, tearing up, to Alex] We twins."

"[To Alex] Let me show you something a little Kelly Robinson style. Hold on, here we go!"

"Hey, I can see you, and me, and you, and... oh, I like this!"

"The switchblade is undetectable through radar, infra red, even the human eye."

"Don't tell anyone."

"[To Alex] Hey, come on now. Hey, come on now. Let me at least see the goods."

"I'm 57 and 0 baby."

"[To Kelly] That's the type of thing we're gonna be doing on the mission."

"[In a sexually aggressive way, Rachel slams Alex against a wall and then down on a cot] Oh! I think you broke my spine. [Rachel laughs] But in a good way."

"What you're about to hear is a national secret."

"[Looking over list] This is a who's who of the international bad boys club."

"This man is Arnold Gundars, premiere arms dealer. We believe he has the switchblade."

"Introducing the undisputed champion of the world: Kelly Robinson."

"I'm going to need a couple of jars of jelly on the plane and two parachutes."

"[To Kelly] It's like you're a double-agent! It's like you're working against me!"

"Eddie Murphy as Kelly"

"Owen Wilson as Alex"

"Espionage with attitude."

"Bill Mondy as McIntyre"

"Get another field of view"

"Tate Taylor as Lieutenant Percy"

"Keith Dallas as Lunchbox"

"Lynda Boyd as Edna"

"Malcolm McDowell as Gundars"

"Famke Janssen as Rachel"

"Gary Cole as Carlos"

"Phill Lewis as Jerry"

"Viv Leacock as T.J."

"[Has a gun to his head] Conner! Son, Daddy's workin'."

"On a sultry Saturday in September, the Saints saved seventeen souls."

"— Airport traffic police"

"David Born — Marshall Riggs"

"James Paxton — Cody"

"— Tyler Owens"

"— Kate Carter"

"— Cathy Carter"

"Chase. Ride. Survive."

"Nature's darkest side."

"With all due respect... man I hate it when people say that because it is inevitably followed by a disrespectful remark. Here let me give you an example: With all due respect detective, this matter falls under whatever jurisdiction I fuckin' say it does."

"Peace, they say, is the enemy of memory. So it had been for my boys. For some time now, their past had felt like a dream. Then, suddenly, it was back."

"No warning. No escape."

"[referring to the tornado] Oh, she's perfect!"

"[Introducing Romeo to Doc] This is our Mexican."