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April 10, 2026
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"A-HAUNTING WE WILL GO! Your blues won't stand a ghost of a chance...as they top "Buck Privates" and "In the Navy."!"
"THOSE FUNATICS ARE HERE AGAIN! Forget the News! Shake the Blues!"
"THOSE FUNATICS ARE HERE AGAIN! Your blues won't stand a ghost of a chance!"
"Bud Abbott — Chuck Murray"
"Lou Costello — Ferdinand Jones"
"Richard Carlson — Dr. Jackson"
"Joan Davis — Camille Brewster"
"Evelyn Ankers — Norma Lind"
"Marc Lawrence — Charlie Smith"
"Mischa Auer — Gregory"
"Shemp Howard — Soda Jerk"
"Russell Hicks — Bannister"
"William B. Davidson — Moose Matson"
"Ted Lewis and his Orchestra — Themselves"
"The Andrews Sisters — Themselves"
"Milton Parsons — Bus Driver"
"Harry Hayden — Jenkins"
"AMERICA'S FAVORITE COMICS with a bombload of belly-laughs!"
"A NEW ALTITUDE RECORD...in high Hilarity!"
"GET SET FOR A HAPPY LANDING!"
"Your troubles will take off...Your laughs will be out of control...as you take a fun-flight with your favorite comics!"
"Those Big Guns O' Fun Are Up-Roaring In The Skies"
"As co-pilots they're co-riots...and you'll roar as they soar in a record-wrecking flight to NEW sky-heights of hilarity!"
"As Co-Pilots... They're Co-Riots! They've got the whole Army Air Corps in a sky-high uproar... and sweeping the nation in fun-formation!"
"Bud Abbott — Blackie Benson"
"Lou Costello — Heathcliff"
"Martha Raye — Gloria Phelps / Barbara Phelps"
"Carol Bruce — Linda Joyce"
"William Gargan — Craig Morrison"
"Dick Foran — Jinx Roberts"
"Charles Lang — Jim Joyce"
"William Davidson — Gonigle"
"Truman Bradley — Butch"
"Loring Smith — Maj. Barstow"
"William Forrest — Colonel"
"Freddie Slack — Pianist"
"[a newspaper blows into their car during a chase] Hey! Di Maggio got another hit!"
"GAGS! NAGS! SWEETIES AND SWING!"
"They'd make a horse LAUGH!"
"TWO TERRIFIED TENDERFEET...CAUGHT IN A ROUND UP OF RIOTOUS REVELRY AND RHYTHM!"
"Bud Abbott — Duke"
"Lou Costello — Willoughby"
"Dick Foran — Bronco Bob Mitchell"
"Anne Gwynne — Anne Shaw"
"Johnny Mack Brown — Alabam' Brewster"
"Judd McMichael — Tom (as The Merry Macs)"
"Ted McMichael — Harry (as The Merry Macs)"
"Joe McMichael — Dick (as The Merry Macs)"
"Mary Lou Cook — Dotty Davis (as The Merry Macs)"
"Ella Fitzgerald — Ruby"