"[the Projectionist is trying to escape from Pearl's farm as she is wielding a pitchfork] You're not leaving me here! I'M NOT STAYIN' ON THIS FARM! [She stabs him dead center in the chest and then rips it out] NOTHING'S GONNA KEEP ME HERE! NOT YOU! NOT HOWARD! NOT MAMA! NOBODY!"

"[praying] Please, Lord, make me the biggest star the world has ever known... so that I may get far, far away from this place. Amen."

"James Gaylyn - Sheriff Dentler"

"Simon Prast - a televangelist"

"Stephen Ure -Howard"

"Scott Mescudi - Jackson"

"Owen Campbell - RJ"

"Jenna Ortega - Lorraine"

"Brittany Snow - Bobby-Lynne"

"Mia Goth - Maxine Minx / Pearl"

"One God Damn Fucked Up Horror Picture"

"Dying to Show You a Good Time"

"Sheriff Dentler: Well, by the looks of everythin', I'd say one goddamn fucked up horror picture."

"Take it from me, letting outdated traditions control how you live your life will get you nowhere."

"It's just sex. You can decide who you wanna love, but not who you wanna screw. Attraction's out of our control. It ain't healthy keeping those feelings locked away inside."

"I was dealt a good hand. People spend a lot of money to look at what God gave me. Be a sin not to take care of 'em."

"Well, you know I'm always game. My American Dream is not unreasonable. I just want a paid-for house with a big ole pool, so I can float around with my knees in the breeze and tan these titties."

"Everybody likes sex. It's a gas. We're just not afraid to admit it. Queer, straight, black, white - it's all disco."

"[on his shotgun] Hell, this ain't even loaded. Pointing it and waving it around is usually enough to scare them straight."

"Two keys to keepin' a healthy relationship. Never let a good woman out of your sight. Never mention her weight. How do you think I've been surrounded by so many beautiful females my whole life? There's an art to it."

"We don't need Hollywood. These type of pictures turn regular folks into stars. We're gonna do it all ourselves."

"There wasn't anything he wouldn't do for me back then. That's the power of beauty."

"It'll be our secret. [runs over Pearl's head with the truck's wheels until she crushes Pearl to a pulp, speeds off] Divine intervention. Praise the fuckin' Lord."

"I don't wanna worry no more, Wayne. I deserve nice things. I have cosmopolitan taste."

"Ava Kelders - Ruby Carter"

"I'm sorry, it seems I wore my long legs today. What happens if I just... [crouches]"

"Daddy! Mommy! Un-make me, and save me from the hell of living!"

"I know you're not afraid of a little dark. Because you are the dark."

"You could've played nice with me. But you didn't. And that is the reason for all of this."

"Don't mind me. I'm just a friend ... of a friend."

"Are you still saying your prayers? Our prayers protect us from the devil."

"Our prayers don't help us. Prayers don't do a goddamn thing."

"If they don't die, then we will burn ... and twist, and burn ... and twist, in hell. Forever and ever."

"I can't believe it's gonna be your birthday again so soon. What a day that was. I bled...bled...bled...bled...bled..."

"These are things that little girls should never know."

"Maika Monroe - Lee Harker"

"Nicolas Cage - Longlegs (Dale Kobble)"

"Blair Underwood - Agent William Carter"

"Alicia Witt - Ruth Harker"

"Michelle Choi-Lee - Agent Browning"

"Dakota Daulby - Agent Fisk"

"Kiernan Shipka - Carrie Anne Camera"