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April 10, 2026
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"David Spade as Marcus "Higgy" Higgins"
"Chris Rock as Kurt McKenzie"
"Kevin James as Eric Lamonsoff"
"Adam Sandler as Lenny Feder"
"Boys will be boys... some longer than others."
"[seeing Jasmine being sprayed with air by the car's bonnet] Hoochie Mama."
"[talking to Rob about the broken car] My old man lent me this turd."
"Piece of crap car."
"I'm just like daddy."
"I want mommy's milk."
"I want mommy's milk!"
"You're wasting it!"
"I thought we were going to get wasted."
"Mommy, can I have some of her milk?"
"Mommy, I want some milk."
"Dude, did you seriously just land on that bird?"
"No, I'm the black guy and you're the other black guy"
"[looking at Jasmine's butt, as she is trying to fix the car bending over] I hope that car never gets fixed."
"[(seeing Bridget, Rob's resemblance daughter] Now, that makes sense."
"[talking about Jasmaine Hilliard and Rob] How do you get that... from that?"
"You broke my heart!"
"I see that ass is still growing. Got a little Kardhashian in there."
"That's what I've been trying to say all along."
"Hey, guys! Motion 78!"
"As long as I am the last."
"Typical men. They put it in and take it out like bitch why you take it out, and then trade it in for some cow."
"Your son is so cute. How old is he?"
"I'm sorry!"
"And this must be your mother."
"Ahh bad turtle!"
"Why didn't you tell us she gets it?"
"I'm horny too!"
"Is that making me horny? Yes!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. Not hell... Mexico."
"[to Deanne's mother] What, are you going in the electric chair?"
"Hey, Y. Where's MCA?"
"Oh, grody."
"I know the consequences of the choice you're making."
"[To Bella] You're marrying him?!"
"Wow, you're freezing, Bella! Relax. You'll warm up soon. Faster if you take your clothes off."
"You feel something for me. You just won't admit it. So I'm not giving up. I'm gonna fight for you until your heart stops beating."
"You wouldn't have to change for me, Bella. Or say goodbye to anyone. I can give you more than [Edward]."
"[To Edward] You have to consider that I might be better for her than you are."
"[To Edward] [Bella] may need her toes someday. And let's face it, I am hotter than you."
"If I asked you to stay in the car, would you? [Bella follows him out of car] Of course not."
"Can you at least attempt to control your thoughts?"
"You'll always be my Bella. [Beat] My Bella, just less fragile."
"Isabella Swan, I promise to love you every moment of forever."
"[About Jacob] Doesn't he own a shirt?"
"Daniel Cudmore - Felix"