"(Disguised as a witch) Fellow babes! I just flew in for the ball and boy is my broom tired! But seriously I'm gonna liven up this party if it kills me, again!"

"Hmm, something's rotten in the Neitherworld... (smells himself) besides me."

"Hi, how are ya?"

"Someone used this ruler to throw your beehive on stage."

"Is there anything new other than comic books?"

"Put a sock in it, you idiot!"

"Miss Shannon! Can I wash my hands please?"

"Prudence, of course it'll be scary. It's Lydia's party."

"Stop laughing! That's ridiculous!"

"What's so funny?!"

"Miss Shannon! Somebody is bothering me!"

"If you do not follow those rules, I will let you get away from the Neitherworld forever!"

"What are you, some kind of sicko? We can get rid of this disgusting creep forever."

"Oh, all right. You're free to go… as far away as possible!"

"Would you please stand on that X over there?"

"Beetleguts! You're fired!"

"Bertha, I am not satisfied with you. You did not share with any of your friends."

"How improper."

"Okay, girls, we're going to have show and tell."

"I want you to keep staging it the rest of the week, just as you did it last night."

"Now off to your classes, ladies."

"Can I help you, Prudence?"

"All right, girls, our very first science fair today. Guess who's forgotten."

"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwww!"

"Anyone who isn't in your group."

"Like, thanks for the invitation, Lydia. Perhaps the ingroup and I will drop by your party early, for a good laugh."

"I mean, really have you ever heard of such a ridiculous name as Beetlejuice?"

"What kind of a name is BEETLEJUICE?"

"Like, aren't I just the most?"

"Well, you can find yourself another Julia."

"Shut up! I am not a sore loser."

"Uh, like, it's about time! You are ten second late. Now, get lost!"

"I am going to get that Lydia Deetz."

"Looks like the best girl won, honey."