Life Is Strange

"I'm not your fucking piggy bank."

"Oh yeah, I meant to introduce her to you. Her name is, mind your own fucking business."

"Don't try to hide Max! Get over here! Let me capture you!"

"Max, you used to be so pure, so innocent. Now you have to DIE!"

"Please understand Max. The only place I can be my selfie, is in the Dark Room."

"What happened to your spark, Max? I thought I could be your professor, for life."

"I realize now you'll never be an artist, much less a photographer. Come here, Max."

"Class is dismissed."

"I miss those days when you looked at me with those wide eyes. I want to be your professor again. I can teach you so much."

"Look into the lens Max. Turn right...now left... Show me the love, and hate."

"Can you give me an example of a photographer who perfectly captured the human condition in black and white?"

"I could frame any one of you in a dark corner, and capture you in a moment of desperation. And any of you could do that to me. Isn't that too easy? Too obvious?"

"John Lennon once said that "Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans."."

"This angle highlights your purity, see?"

"The slightly unconscious model is often the most open and honest. No vanity or posing, just... pure expression."

"Oh, Max! You fucked up my shot!"

"I'm obsessed with the idea of capturing that moment, that shift, from black, to white, to grey, and beyond."

"Always take the shot."

"Time to shut the fuck up, okay!"

"Shhh..., I believe Max has taken what you kids call a selfie. A dumb word for a wonderful photographic tradition. And Max, has a gift."

"If only you could have seen Rachel. My blood spattered angel."

"Max, Rachel not only gave great headshots. She gave great head. Especially after I dug her body up to be with her one final time. Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Max... Max~... I want to share my gift with you. Don't you dare run away."

"You will be my greatest portrait, Max."

"Rachel. Rachel Amber. Just like her name, I can finally see right through her skin and feel her cold, rotting flesh."

"Max, come back in the Dark Room. I know you're dying for it."

"Now that Chloe is dead, you won't be distracted in class anymore."

"You're the winner, Max... I choose you... Your portrait."

"Au contraire, Max. I'm so sane that no one knows what's happening to you right now."

"I had enough of those faux-punk sluts in my Seattle days."

"Unlike that pure, sweet Kate Marsh, I don't believe in that bullshit."

"Oh... That struck a nerve; your face changed color... Beautiful"

"They're fucking together in heaven right now. Is that what you want to hear?"

"Start listening to me you dumb cunt."

"This is purity personified."

"Max, I wish you could see yourself now."

"God, I wish you would have been around back in my day."

"Remember what John Lennon said, 'happiness is a warm gun'. I hope you're happy I'm dead."

"I can't believe you let that hillbilly kill me in cold blood."

"Stupid bitch! You just don't listen, do you? In fact, you never did hear much in my class... If you had, you might have seen all this coming."

"I can frame any one of you in the dark corner and capture you in the moment of desperation. And any one of you could that to me. Isn't that too easy? Too obvious?"

"Max, can you please tell us the name of the process that gave birth to the first self-portraits?"

"You look a little stressed out. Are you okay? Or have you done something wrong?"

"I know this has been a stressful day."

"I wish I had the power to change it all for the better... so thank you, for coming in."

"This is Principal Wells, and I'm here to drop the mic on Max Caulfield."

"I regret to announce that one of your classmates, Maxine Caulfield, has died under tragic circumstances that I promise to investigate as soon as I get my drink on!"

"Will Max Caulfield please come to the Dark Room immediately. I repeat, Max Caulfield, to the Dark Room, NOW!"

"Excuse me, can everybody hear me?"

"If you know the whereabouts of Miss Caulfield, please tie her up and inform me or David Madsen. She's wanted for the death of Chloe Price and Rachel Amber. Thank you."