Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue

"Drugs don't stand a chance against these guys!"

"Smoke: Well, you look like three fine lads. You know, I might have something here you'd like to try. Something to make you feel real good."

"Huey: (singing) There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no."

"Dewey: No thanks!"

"Huey: No way!"

"Baby Kermit: Better learn a few and take 'em wherever you go."

"Dewey: No dice!"

"Louie: No sir!"

"Kermit: If your pal says, "Let's get high"."

"Garfield: Here's a practical reply."

"Tigger: Go ahead, let it fly, spit right in his eye and say."

"Pooh, Tigger, Huey and Dewey: No!"

"Chipmunks: There's a million international ways to say nope."

"Hefty Smurf: Those drugs are so boring."

"Chipmunks: All around the world the smart guys are giving up dope."

"Kermit: I've been training for football."

"Baby Gonzo: In Berlin, they just say "nein"."

"ALF: And they tell me that works fine."

"ALF, Tigger, Huey, Dewey and Louie: Cause the bottom line's to show your spine and say no."

"Garfield: Now you could say beat it, get lost, get out of my face with that stuff."

"ALF: But that could be tactless. You may prefer cool, like this:"

"Kermit: I'll catch you guys later, okay?"

"Michelangelo: I've got too much homework. It's rough."

"Gonzo: I'm late for my baseball game and I'll miss my ride."

"Tigger: My kid sister needs me."

"ALF: Her hamster died."

"Piggy: Gotta hurry home."

"Winnie The Pooh: There's no time to kill."

"Tigger: So I'll catch you later."

"Michelangelo and Piggy: Like heck I will!"

"Chipmunks: There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no."

"Pooh: Ah-choo! Guess I'm allergic."

"Garfield: And a good excuse is something you never outgrow."

"Piggy: It's bad for my complexion."

"Kermit: When your pals say, "Let's get wrecked!""

"Dewey: Muster up your self-respect."

"Michelangelo: Go on, push eject, protect yourself."

"Michelangelo, Huey, Dewey and Louie: Get up and go!"

"Tigger: Be the first one on your block to say."

"ALF: "Eh, forget it, doc"."

"Chipmunks: Try a couple of those wonderful ways to say no."

"Piggy: But you forgot one! Wait!"

"Hewey, Dewey and Louie (Michelangelo just lip-syncs): There's a million zillion wonderful ways to say no."

"Piggy: Stand back, and I'll demonstrate!"

"All: There's a million jillion wonderful ways to say... (Piggy: HI-YAH!) no!"

"Ross Bagdasarian - Alvin, Simon"

"Jeff Bergman - Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck"

"Townsend Coleman - Dad, Michelangelo"

"Wayne Collins - Additional Voices"

"Jim Cummings - Winnie the Pooh, Tigger"