The Thief and the Cobbler

"This looks like some kind of lever."

"Tack, the cobbler."

"Oh, please you must help us."

"Well, she probably doesn't get out much."

"I'm not sure that's a good idea."

""When to the wall you find your back, attack". A tack. [realizes] A tack! A tack!"

"And I love you."

"The princess's shoe! Halt, in the name of King Nod! Who are you?"

"Stop, thief!"

"Who needs a genie when a tack will do the trick?"

"[to Zigzag] No more tricks, sorcerer!"

"I guess they never ran into a cobbler before..."

"This life I live in regal splendor… seems a waste. It's all pomp and circumstance, Nanny. If I could help Father, instead of just sitting as his side, I'd be doing something useful. If I could help just one person, maybe then he'd understand there's more to me."

"[breaking her shoe] It just so happens, Daddy, I need a cobbler at the moment."

"The cobbler... He's so shy and unassuming. I know he's just a pauper, but I really, really like him. [the Thief takes her backscratcher] Hey! What? I..."

"Father, I'm smarter than any man in this city, and faster than your clumsy henchmen."

"[to the brigands] Hey, that's my nanny you're sitting on."

"End of the ride, Zigzag!"

"Cobbler, go with Princess Yum Yum."

"Open for the royal polo ponies!"

"[Waking up from his nightmare] Get me Zigzag, now!"

"Death and destruction, Zigzag. My kingdom will come to destruction and death."

"An entire race of one-eyed men and death...everywhere!"

"AAAH! WHAT IF THE BALLS ARE TAKEN AWAY?!"

"I just have this funny feeling."

"One-Eye! Ah! The dream! The nightmare! Ah, the balls-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE BALLS ARE GONE! My kingdom will come to destruction and DEATH!"

"[giving a speech to his subjects and armies] My loyal generals! My brave soldiers! The three Golden Balls have gone! Our city faces invasion! The Mighty One-Eye is coming! Take up your positions with my...[coughs]...blessing! [coughs again]"

"[Giving orders to his soldiers] Take the right flank. You, the left flank. Turret. Gate. Drawbridge. You, take the women and children. Ready the physicians."

"[After seeing Princess Yum-Yum through his telescope] Oh, my god! My daughter!"

"[After the One-Eyes are defeated] The prophecy is fulfilled! The city owes you a great debt of gratitude. Oh, cobbler, how can we ever repay you?"

"[Tack has tripped him] Ooh-oww! You great fool!"

"Oh, greatest king on all the Earth, this lowborn cobbler of no worth attacked me in the square today...shall we take his head away?"

"Calm down, Your Highness. Invaders? One-Eye? Why, this is against what has been prophesied. Has it not been written we are safe from any threat, as long as those 3 golden balls are on the minaret?"

"A way has never been found to take them away. What freak of nature could ever get up to the top of that minaret?"

"[To Tack the Cobbler] Fine!"