The Country Bears

"Paul Rugg as TV Reporter"

"Krystal as Herself"

"Don Henley as Himself"

"John Hiatt as Himself"

"Elton John as Himself"

"Queen Latifah as "Cha Cha""

"Willie Nelson as Himself"

"Bonnie Raitt as Herself"

"Brian Setzer as Himself"

"Don Was as Himself"

"Xzibit as Himself"

"Haley Joel Osment as Beary Barrington"

"Elizabeth Daily as Beary Barrington (singing voice)"

"See this? This is my birth certificate. Here's yours. The Rangers used this to track you."

"Forget it. That? That's the day Mom and Dad got you."

"I mean, picked you up, man. You were left alone. They brought you home They showed you a bunch of Barney videos and they pretended you were their son. You don't belong here."

"Mom? Am I adopted?"

"I don't know. Sometimes I feel... different. Like Dex and me. We don't look the same. Our eyes are different colors and he has freckles, and I don't. I think."

"Did you know the Bears made the only country song ever to be recorded in Polish?!"

"I guess I miss the old days at Country Bear Hall. We was kinda... different, you see? And, uh, at Country Bear Hall you could be different and still fit in. Yup. Different. Mm-hmm."

"Aw, Beary left his stuff. Hmm... [reading] "My Hero," by Beary Barrington, fourth grade. "My hero is really heroes and my heroes are the Country Bears. Whenever I'm sad I play one of their songs and I forget why I was even sad at all. And if you'd met my brother you'd know why I was always sad. I can't really say Zeb is my hero, or Fred, or Ted or even Tennessee. But as the Country Bears, what they can do together Makes them my heroes. I'd like to meet them someday. That would be cool." It says here "a+, but is everything about the Country Bears?""

"Aw, Ted, you don't gotta lie to us. You're family. And you're going. (punches Ted in the face, knocking him down on the stage)"

"Yeah, this place would fill up every weekend night."

"I tell you, a lot of great music was on that stage. There's Flat and Scruggs, Liver Lips McGrowl, Gomer. Jimi Hendrix opened here for Vanilla Fudge. But nobody, but nobody was like the Country Bears. Huh! Place would be packed... people sitting everywhere even up in the rafters. You know, sometimes I'd up there just to hear the notes."

"Get the...get the... Oh, that's a stupidest thing! Never enough million years!"

"The music. The millions of notes that floated up there... Some of the best darn notes ever."

"Why? $20,000, that's why. You don't got it, I don't got it. Good-bye, Country Bear Hall."

"What, what, what, what makes you think I'd get back together with you guys?!"

"Look, that's where I started out. I'm not going back. When I said I was finished, I meant it."

"That was a long time ago, Kid. Things change. Frankly, your little nostalgic field trip you know, is Kind of pathetic."

"People are waiting for me. You found your way in. You can find your way out."

"You, uh, left you stuff on the bus."

"Um, look, I, uh... mmm... I hope you know how lucky you are. It only took you three days to understand something that took me ten years to figure out."

"Mr. Chicken is a girl."

"Really, I want to tell you that I'm sorry. I was mad... not at you... and I'm sorry. And that thing you wrote in your journal about us being great when we're together. It's true."

"[holding up a baby picture] Okay, This is my baby picture, [holds up another picture of a park ranger holding a bear] and uh... this is yours."