Destroy All Humans!

"[after Crypto scans a cow] "Moo"? Primitive, yet profound. Scan another one!"

"What we need to do is find the dumbest, most malleable human in the area. Admittedly, the competition will be fierce. You'll just have to scan them all!"

"[in reference to the zombie cows] They must have gathered them for study. Can't imagine what they hope to learn."

"In the name of Joe McCarthy and everything that's holy!"

"The truth is right here, biotch!"

"Aww, dammit, this fire's gonna ruin my suit!"

"Come back, so I can slap you on a dissection table!"

"Polly wanna goddamn cracker?!"

"[if shot at with anal probe] Ahh! You freak, leave my butt alone!"

"I know what you're thinking, ladies. And yes, I'm available."

"What am I thinking? I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."

"Boy do I look good-- Scratch that, I look REAL good!"

"Man, I feel good. How good? Mmm, SO good!"

"I could take that guy. And that guy. And her."

"Wonder what I'd look like in some other colour? I hear brown is the new black!"

"What if the other guys notice? Oh, who cares? Lace feels so comfortable under this suit!"

"I have to report to Hoover again. Please, GOD, let him be wearing pants this time!"

"Why does Silhouette give me these jobs? I wonder if it's because I hit on her at the Majestic Christmas Party?... Wait! No one's even supposed to know Silhouette's a chick! Scratch that thought!"

"(Checking the situation) Keep it together, it will be okay up there."

"(Searching for Crypto) It's only matter of time."

"(Searching for Crypto) After this is all over, you wanna get a drink or something?"

"(Fighting against Crypto) Don't move stop right there."

"(Fighting against Crypto) Don't make me call Hoover."

"(Standing by front) Yes."

"(Standing by front) What?"

"(Standing by front) You're up to something?"

"(Standing by front) Can I help you?"

"(Standing by front) Please, step away from me."

"(Bumping toward him) Look out or I'll make you look out."

"(Bumping toward him) Watch it pal."

"(Bumping toward him) Watch where you going."

"Once clue 3 feet tall as a giant head is about to get his ass kick. Bingo!"

"(fighting against Crypto) Die Scumbag"

"Look at these people. weak, pathetic, without us"

"(fighting against crypto) Party's over space rat."

"(majestic on fire) What I have to do to get a bucket of water around here. Damn it."

"(Crypto picked up Majestic agent in the air) It's all good fun"

"(Crypto picked up Majestic agent in the air) Put me down Space Rat."

"(searching for Crypto) Here boy, come here boy."

"(searching for Crypto) Polly want a goddamm cracker."

"End of the line everybody off."

"Stop, I'm warning you."

"Pathetic Furon."

"Majestic lesson number one. How to kill a Furon?"

"Oh good nap time"

"Are you peeking into my head, little alien? Well, this cat's got claws, see, and I'm going to scratch your beady eyes out!"

"You can look, you little space freak, but you better not touch. Go on, just try it!"

"Nice pants. I hear white spandex wearing midgets are all the rage on Proxima Centauri."

"I have double indemnity against these little space freaks, and it's time to collect on my policy!"

"Scientist: I've got it! The solution to Fermat's Last Theorem! It's... oh, wait, wait... ah crap, I just had it!"