"What happens in the kitchen, ends up on the plate."

"Yes Masta..Right away, Masta..Ain't gonna be no bacon on the salad, Masta...no bacon..oh no no no."

"Yeah! Carpe deez nuts! God, I can't wait to quit this job!"

"Fuck you, bitch!"

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven’t I been inside you?"

"Come on, Mom. Of course I'm being safe. I pull out."

"You think I want to have kids? Absolutely not. That's why I stick to anal sex."

"Dean, doesn't my mom look old? I mean, much older than she rightfully should?"

"Nothing worse than going to the back room for some condiments and ending up staring at a huge, steamy pile of cock. […"

"Welcome to the Thunderdome, bitch!"