"Michael Cera"

"Emma Watson"

"David Krumholtz"

"Christopher Mintz-Plasse"

"Martin Starr"

"If a huge earthquake happens, who do they rescue first? Actors. They'll get Clooney, Sandra Bullock, me. If there's r…"

"Dear God, I'd like to pray for a second. It's me, Jonah Hill...from Moneyball."

"This is no dream! This is really happening! NO!"

"Something, um, not that chill happened last night."

"You will drown in a river of blood. The end of days is here. You will quiver in the shadow of Kingdom Come. Judgement…"