"You live more in 5 minutes on a bike like this going flat out than some people live in their lifetime."

"Invercargill, I-N-V-E-R-C-A-R-G-I-L-L. Sometimes I spell it with one 'L' to save ink."

"If you don't follow your dreams, you might as well be a vegetable."

"If you don't go when you want to go, when you do go, you'll find you've gone."

"Its my ruddy life"

"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds c…"

"Tom: Why do you pee on your lemon tree?"

"Fran: [to a staring crowd] What are you looking at? Dirty old men need love too!"

"Based On One Hell Of A True Story"

"Anthony Hopkins - Burt Munro"