"How do they walk away in movies when it explodes behind them? There's no way! I call bullshit on that. When they flew…"

"I never actually put my foot all the way down to the ground with the accelerator like that. It got me slightly aroused."

"[in a ballet school] I think we all experienced our own ballet today. A ballet of emotion, and feelings."

"[while interrogating Ershon] I'm gonna make you eat a plate of human shit!"

"You turned my beautiful Prius into a nightmare!"

"Gator needs his gat, you punk-ass BITCH!"

"Captain, you really want to disarm this guy? Take out the batteries in the calculator."

"I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly!"

"And when I come back and bust your ass, we are locking David Ershon in the Federal Reserve!"

"[with a gun pointed at him] Wait! Computers. What if one day...they were in charge?"