"Sweet Sebastian Bach, I wanna play!"

"[about Abigail] Girl has got body karate going on!"

"Can we skip this bullshit cinematic foreplay? I want to fuuuuccckkkk!"

"(To Miller) Okay, Where's the torture chamber cause I want some ass."

"I don't know what it is, man! I'm scared, I'm freaking out, man! There's something out here!.. (on the phone) Is that…"

"I beta-tested for a while. It sucked. It's kinda like eating a beav. It's awesome at first, then it's just goddamn mo…"

"If you had any less sense, you'd be half a penny."

"(really upset) Somebody ran my brother down in a horse-drawn carriage. I'm gonna find whoever did it, and hurt them."

"(Last line/final words, to the Countess) Go fuck yourself."

"You know, Phin? The problem with your mouth is that stupid, insensitive shit comes out of it."