"Sofía Vergara - Blanca"

"Sayed Badreya - Middle Eastern Passenger"

"Everybody! Top deck! Drinks on me!"

"You know hard it is to get 84 inch tires?!"

"[after seeing that business class has been turned into a casino] I'm going back to the front of the plane. When I get…"

"Testicles, 1, 2... Testicles, 1, 2. Hey y'all, what's crackalackin? This is your soul plane chauffeur Captain Antoine…"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we have reached our cruising altitude of 33 thousand feet... 33 THOUSAND FEET? Oh shoot, man! W…"

"[looking into the cockpit] This is some cool shoot, fit for a real nerve."

"[calmly, after a stewardess has whispered something into his ear] I'll handle this. [screams] THE CAPTAIN'S DEAD!"

"Gary Anthony Williams - Flame"