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"Everybody! Top deck! Drinks on me!"
"You know hard it is to get 84 inch tires?!"
"[after seeing that business class has been turned into a casino] I'm going back to the front of the plane. When I get back, I want this to be business class."
"Testicles, 1, 2... Testicles, 1, 2. Hey y'all, what's crackalackin? This is your soul plane chauffeur Captain Antoine Mack speaking. Welcome aboard NWA flight 069 from the 310 to the 212. It's time to bust this coney y'all. In a hot second, I'll be hittin' them switches and gettin' this bitch pumpin' and jumpin'. So screw your shoot on tight and enjoy the flight."
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we have reached our cruising altitude of 33 thousand feet... 33 THOUSAND FEET? Oh shoot, man! We flyin' higher than Redman at the Source Awards!"
"[looking into the cockpit] This is some cool shoot, fit for a real nerve."
"[calmly, after a stewardess has whispered something into his ear] I'll handle this. [screams] THE CAPTAIN'S DEAD!"
"[After hearing Muggsy say he's got a cock fight in 10 minutes] Cock fight? I'm in."
"Now, how much Colt 45 to Sierra Mist do you mix to get bubbly? Probably half and half."
"[in Spanish, to Muggsy]: I'll bet you have the tiniest penis."
"I'm a player, but I don't play that way!"
"This is the bomb! [everything goes silent] What...? Let's dance!"
"Viewers have a chance to take a crash course in tastelessness by watching another piece of nouveau blaxploitation, where black people decked out in their bling-bling sing and dance to raunchy hip-hop music and eat fried chicken while sipping Alize. [...] An hour and a half of real airplane turbulence is better than sitting through the bad, offensive material that makes up "Soul Plane.""
"What goes up, must get down."
"We Fly, We Party, We Land"
"The party is nonstop"
"Announcing the arrival of the first airline with soul."
"Tom Arnold - Mr. Hunkee"
"Snoop Dogg - Captain Mack"
"Gary Anthony Williams - Flame"
"SofÃa Vergara - Blanca"
"Sayed Badreya - Middle Eastern Passenger"
"Arielle Kebbel - Heather Hunkee"
"Method Man - Muggsy"
"John Witherspoon - Blind Man"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.