"Garcia: I may be the butler, but I'm not the maid!"

"Meryl Streep - Mary Fisher"

"Bob's mother: Is it that time of the month?"

"Ute: Fuzzy has just shit all over the carpet!"

"Mrs. Trumper: AHHHHGH! Hooper! Vesta! This is long-term leakage!"

"Ute: I took this job because I only had to cook and clean for one person and one dog. Then I get the mother, the love…"

"It's like you give men what they want and they don't want it anymore."

"It is true that the defendant has no criminal record and is a well-respected member of the community. But the fact re…"

"Mrs. Trumper: Nurse Hooper may be short, but she's very devoted."

"Roseanne Barr - Ruth Patchett"