"Painted using my penis instead of a brush. A short video of that performance will be sold with the painting."

"It may not be big, but it can stretch."

"I started doing paintings of landscapes in private and wanted to show people what I could do, and to really do that, …"

"So one day at a friend's party, where there was plenty of alcohol, I decided to do a portrait of someone. And from th…"

"It is really fun, and a lot of people are fascinated by what I do, but it does get tiring because I cannot use my 'br…"

"Mayor Helen Zille has shrugged off the news that her portrait has been painted by an 'artist' who uses his penis as a…"

"This is a free country. A free society throws up these kinds of people, who exercise their freedom in unusual ways. A…"

"[Pricasso] has achieved a good likeness and I can't imagine how he painted it without brushes or conventional equipment."

"Still reeling from the buzzing of German-designed appliances, and desperately trying to find a stall that served coff…"

"I'm excited to be part of [Sexpo 2011]. Everyone has sex, it's meant to be fun."