"[Chell and GLaDOS, now stuck to potato battery, are falling down a long shaft] Oh, hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato! [slow clap] Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that. Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere … well, we are going somewhere. Alarmingly fast, actually. But since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts. He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility. [slow clap again] Good, that's still working. Hey, just in case this pit isn't actually bottomless, do you think maybe you could unstrap one of those long fall boots of yours and shove me into it? Just remember to land on one foot."
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Portal 2
Portal 2 is the sequel to the first-person puzzle game Portal. It was released for all high-definition platforms on April 19, 2011. The game, set an indeterminate time after the first game, introduces new characters – Wheatley, one of GLaDOS's personality cores, and Cave Johnson, the late CEO of Aperture Science.
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