"[Standing on a cliff edge] You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... sudden urge to jump?…"

"[after jumping off of the now-exploded lighthouse] Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again."

"Hmm, I'm seeing a lot of blue in that purple."

"[to Angelica] I thought I should give you warning. We're taking the ship. It's nothing personal. [Leaves her cabin; A…"

"[after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow"] There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere."

"(Posing as the judge) Now, what do we have here?(grins, to which Gibbs says "Jack?")"

"A Gentleman allows the woman to maintain her fiction"

"You've stolen me. I'm 'ere to take meself back."

"So you are guilty of being innocent of being Jack Sparrow?"

"[from Teaser Trailer] Hello, boys and girls, or whatever. My name is Captain Jack Sparrow. Ah, I take it some of you …"