Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

"[from Teaser Trailer] Hello, boys and girls, or whatever. My name is Captain Jack Sparrow. Ah, I take it some of you have heard of me. As you may well know, there are times... almost constantly, in fact, where I prefer to look at the world through the bottom of a glass. Rum. Something like this. [takes a shot of rum] You may have also heard whisperings and rumors that Jack Sparrow be recruiting a crew to undertake a voyage to the Fountain of Youth. Not true. Of course not. But even if it weren't not true, you wouldn't be interested in joining me, would you? Eh? No, thought not. I do admit that there'd be varied and substantial dangers along the way including, but not limited to, zombies, cutthroats, mermaids, and a vicious and vivacious Penélope Cruz. Which is why I'm not going. No sir. Impossible to find the place anyway. No one knows where it is. Plus, I'd have to have a bloody map. Or a Bloody Mary. Or both. Which is not a bad idea, in fact, a Bloody Mary. Bloody Marys all around! It's on the Mouse. Barman! [leaves]"

"[Standing on a cliff edge] You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... sudden urge to jump?... I don't have it."

"[after jumping off of the now-exploded lighthouse] Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again."

"Hmm, I'm seeing a lot of blue in that purple."

"[to Angelica] I thought I should give you warning. We're taking the ship. It's nothing personal. [Leaves her cabin; Angelica shouts at Jack, in Spanish, "Sparrow, come back here or I will break your head!"; Jack closes her cabin door, locking it] I just think it would be best if you - [Sword comes through door] - stay out of it."

"[after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow"] There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere."

"(Posing as the judge) Now, what do we have here?(grins, to which Gibbs says "Jack?")"

"A Gentleman allows the woman to maintain her fiction"

"You've stolen me. I'm 'ere to take meself back."

"So you are guilty of being innocent of being Jack Sparrow?"

"You have a ridiculously high regard for fate, mate."

"The Black Pearl in a bottle. Why is the Black Pearl in a bottle?"

"If I don't kill a man every now and then, they forget who I am."

"(To Syrena) Walk or die."

"(To Jack) If you jump, and die, then she will have her chance."

"[When Jack points his sword at her on instinct] How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?"

"Live Forever Or Die Trying Source"

"Johnny Depp - Captain Jack Sparrow"

"Penélope Cruz - Angelica"

"Ian McShane - Blackbeard"

"Geoffrey Rush - Captain Hector Barbossa"

"Kevin McNally - Joshamee Gibbs"

"Sam Claflin - Philip Swift"

"Àstrid Bergès-Frisbey - Syrena"

"Stephen Graham - Scrum"

"Richard Griffiths - King George II"

"Greg Ellis - Lt. Cmdr. Theodore Groves"

"w:Óscar Jaenada - The Spaniard"

"Keith Richards - Captain Teague"