"Right said Fred"

"We was getting nowhere And so we had a cuppa tea"

"A mouse lived in a windmill in Old Amsterdam"

"A little mouse with clogs on, Well I declare"

"We asked for steak and chips, They brought us something stewed, It smelt like it was off, And it looked extremely rude."

"Daddy Neptune one day to Freedom did say, If ever I live upon dry land, The spot I should hit on wou'd be little Brit…"

"Then a very great war man, call'd Billy the Norman, Cried "D--n it, I never lik'd my land.""

"The Dons came to plunder the island; But, snug in the hive, the Queen was alive, And "buzz" was the word in the island."

"Longing while living for laurel and bays, Under this willow a poor poet 'lays'; With little to censure, and less to p…"

"The loss of American what can repay? New colonies seek for at Botany Bay."