"Bill Walton as Himself"

"I'm sleeping, or am I?"

"Release the evil!"

"But those are my roommate's sodas!"

"Release the good. Release the awesome!"

"I never been to Earth, Dad! I never even slept over some other dude's house!"

"Popeyes Chicken is fucking awesome!"

"[after being killed by a bus] From now on, I'm just going to try to avoid all moving metal objects."

"The Prince of Darkness should have a sort of distinguished look to him, and let's face facts, I'm no George Clooney."

"Being Evil Ain't Easy."