"If this is justice, I am a banana."

"Boris Johnson, people always ask me the same question, they say, 'Is Boris a very very clever man pretending to be an…"

"The trouble about working on a tabloid is that they tend to be run by bullies."

"For fifty years Private Eye has pretty much in most issues exposed a miscarriage of justice, and a lot of them have b…"

"I do have a residual belief that, if at all possible, you should try not to mock the weak."

"In Britain we have a free press. It's not a pretty press, but it's free. The people who can't bear the Daily Mail, th…"

"In the days of my early acquaintance with Henley, some fourteen or fifteen years ago, I could never look at him witho…"

"When men live in small communities, ... they cannot avoid personal participation in some public functions. So it was …"

"It is impossible to maintain that these attributes [caution and progress] have been constant in the two great English…"

"In a certain sense, many of us mutilate the mind and render it impotent, for there is in the nature of man an irresis…"