"[Climbing through chicken hatch] This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the chickens."

"Have you seen Bender? He's gone crazy! [Holding a carton] Also, smell this milk."

"All right, I may be weak and I may be small, but I don't see how I can possibly destroy that monster."

"There’s so many killbots behind us, I can’t count them all. Three, I think."

"That blade missed me by the skin of my pants. [A shot of Fry’s behind reveals his pants ripped.]"

"Hey that punk stole our hood ornament! Now no one will know we have the LX Package!"

"[after the ship starts again] There's gas in our ass!"

"I know not of this "Bender"! I am Titanius Anglesmith, Fancy Man of Cornwood!"

"Finally, we made it out of that godforsaken cave! So what's the fastest way home, back through the cave?"

"[after arriving in Cornwood] Where the hell are we? Hell?"