"The adventures of an ordinary man at war with the everyday world."

"Is that what this is about? You're angry because you got lied to? Is that why my chicken dinner is drying out in the …"

"A Tale Of Urban Reality."

"[Before destroying merchandise in a Korean drug store] I'm rolling prices back to 1965! What do you think of that?"

"[ Foster approaches the gang after they crashed] You missed. [picks up the UZI and shoots, barely missing the only su…"

"Why have you put barbed wire on a fence? Is this how you rich people amuse yourselves? You put barbed wire on the fen…"

"I lost my job. Actually I didn't lose it. It lost me. I'm overeducated, underskilled. Maybe it's the other way around…"

"I've passed the point of no return, Beth. You know when that is? That's the point in a journey where it's longer to g…"

"Did you know, Beth, in certain South American countries it's still legal to kill your wife if she insults you?"

"Michael Douglas - William Foster"