"Leonardo DiCaprio - Dr. Randall Mindy"

"Peter Isherwell: [about the "Brontorocs", a newly-discovered flightless bird] Whatever you do, don't pet them..."

"Jennifer Lawrence - Kate Dibiasky"

"You guys, the truth is way more depressing. They are not even smart enough to be as evil as you're giving them credit…"

"Unless you assholes are taking me to the Batcave, fuck you for putting this hood on me."

"Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done."

"We really did have everything, didn't we? I mean, when you think about it."

"But I also want to give a prayer for stuff. There’s dope stuff, like material stuff, like sick apartments and watches…"

"Man... I timed this Molly perfectly."

"Benedict Drask: [screaming at approaching comet, trying to shoot it] You'll never take me alive!"