"I'm a rebel, and I go on until someone stops me."

"Sometimes I wish I could be a lesbian, you know? Like, I have spent my whole life chasing men, like they're gonna com…"

"He is a Dictator. She is a rebel. What could go wrong?"

"She thought she was a rebel...Until she met a real one."

"Michael Caine – General Anton Vincent"

"Katie Holmes – Darlene Mills"

"Seth Green – Dr Charles Seaver"

"Jason Biggs – Mr Spines"

"Tell her you're sick. You will learn far more from me than you will learn from the US education system."

"Carly Pope as Kris"