"Stay back boy! This calls for divine intervention!"

"That's my mother you're pissing on."

"They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting."

"[about to charge at the zombies with a hoisted law mower] Party's over!"

"[as an excuse for punching Selywn and stuffing it into a bag] Hyperactive..."

"Listen! You no pick up the cage, you no get the big dollars."

"I'm a New Zealand zoo official, and this monkey is going to Newtown!"

"The Devil is amongst us!"

"[After pus from Vera's bite wound squirts into his custard] Damn fine custard... rich and creamy, just the way I like…"

"What we need is another war!"