"Who is that guy who learned so much from watching an apple drop?"

"[about the professors' workroom] Say, who decorated this place? The mug that shot Lincoln?"

"[about Potts] Yes, I love him. I love those hick shirts he wears with the boiled cuffs and the way he always has his …"

"We're working under pressure. After nine years of effort, we are, as the race track enthusiast might say, in the home…"

"[to Sugarpuss] I shall regret the absence of your keen mind. Unfortunately, it is inseparable from an extremely distu…"

"Sugarpuss, uh, before you go, would you... would you, eh, yum me just once more?"

"You know, I was kinda counting on Sugarpuss to tell ya the score. Trouble is, she's all right givin' out with the twi…"

"Miss Bragg: That is the kind of woman that makes whole civilizations topple!"

"Professor Gurkakoff: [discovering Sugarpuss gave back the wrong ring] The subconscious never makes a mistake. She gav…"

"Leonid Kinskey — Professor Quintana"