"The prosecution would like to separate the motive from the act. Well, that's like trying to take the core from an app…"

"I'm just a humble country lawyer trying to do the best I can against this brilliant prosecutor from the big city of L…"

"[after cross-examining a convicted felon] Your Honor, I don't think I can dignify this - -creature - - with any more …"

"Look, Laura, believe me, I don't usually complain of an attractive jiggle, but just you save that jiggle for your hus…"

"Twelve people go off into a room: twelve different minds, twelve different hearts, from twelve different walks of lif…"

"The lieutenant goes to Quill's place and plugs Mr. Quill about five times, which causes Mr. Quill to promptly die of …"

"You know I used to think the world looked better through a glass of whiskey. It doesn't. I think I'll keep it this wa…"

"One judge is quite like another. The only differences may be in the state of their digestions or their proclivities f…"

"For the benefit of the jury, but more especially for the spectators, The garment mentioned in the testimony was, to b…"

"As a lawyer, I've had to learn that people aren't just good or just bad. People are many things."