"The primary difference between a man and a woman is that man gets his self-esteem when a woman says yes and a women g…"

"[a talk-show host accuses Amy of being a lesbian due to her bad opinions on men] I don't think I'm a lesbian because …"

"[When asked what she fantasizes about sexually] The thought of seducing a celibate man away from his allegiance to God."

"I had a physical orgasm, but not a mental one, where you let someone inside and you really see yourself."

"You have a unique talent for having bad taste in men."

"Jeff Cesario — Priest"

"Julie Bowen — Nikki"

"I went by our station on the way home... I like that sign. I think we're gonna be alright."

"[to Sonny about Lawrence Musgrove] You fucked him up! You fucked up that man's last walk!"

"I've always believed that a portrait captures a person far better than a photograph. It truly takes a human being to …"