"For I must write to The Times tonight, and save the world from sin."

"Don't let's go to the dogs tonight, For mother will be there."

"As my poor father used to say In 1863, Once people start on all this Art Goodbye, moralitee! And what my father used …"

"Let's stop somebody from doing something! Everybody does too much."

"The laws were very comical; to bet was voted lax, But your betting was the only thing that nobody could tax."

"Bus driver, bus driver, the sirens have gone, The bombs may come down, but the buses go on; Bus driver, I know you wo…"

"How proud upon your quarterdeck you stand, Conductor, Captain of the mighty bus! Like some Columbus you survey the St…"

"Nobody's wrong but England – and England's always wrong, Too late – or else too early – too soft – or else too strong…"

"There's alcohol in plant and tree. It must be Nature's plan That there should be in fair degree Some alcohol in Man."

"The Farmer will never be happy again; He carries his heart in his boots; For either the rain is destroying his grain …"