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April 10, 2026
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"William H. Macy - Stoddard"
"Moshe Ivgy - Avi"
"Agent Jones: Do you wanna gossip or do you wanna shoot somebody?"
"Natalia Nogulich - Nadya Tellich"
"Aaron Stanford - Michael Blake"
"Kick Gurry - Agent Jones"
"Kristen Bell - First Daughter Laura Newton"
"Honey, you got all the slack in the world until I leave this room. Then I'm gonna zero you out."
"Ed O'Neill - Robert Burch"
"Lionel Mark Smith - Colonel Blane"
"You wanted to go through the looking glass. How was it? Was it more fun than miniature golf?"
"Geoff Pierson - Agent Pearce"
"Margot Farley - Young Prostitute"
"Andy Davoli - Jerry Zimmer"
"Vincent Guastaferro - Agent Naylor"
"Tia Texada - Sergeant Jacqueline Black"
"There's an Army depending on us for the truth. You can lie to anyone else. Never lie to a Ranger."
"There was a king, and he had a daughter, and she was abducted. The king, he swore to protect her, but while he was indulging himself shamefully, she was abducted. Now, the king's advisors, they knew that if she came home, she would reveal the king's shame to the country. So they told the king that she was dead."
"Derek Luke - Curtis"
"Val Kilmer - Master Gunnery Sergeant John / Bobby Scott"
"Johnny Messner - Sergeant Grace"
"It's all in the mind, sergeant. That's where the battle's won."
"Saïd Taghmaoui - Tariq Asani"
"Clark Gregg - Agent Miller"
"Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he's not, you can be pleasantly surprised."
"Felicity Huffman - FBI Agent McCune"
"Good people, bad people, they generally look like what they are."
"Worry is like interest paid in advance on a debt that never comes due."
"You now have a Swiss bank account if anybody asks. Crédit Nationale Du Génève code name 'PADDY'. Lavish awkward gesture. All of fifteen Swiss Francs in it, but if you ever want to impress anybody, they can find out you have a Swiss account. But, Swiss law prohibits the bank from revealing the balance. Thus are all men made equal."
"I'm a problem solver, with a heart of gold."
"Ed O'Neill - FBI Team Leader"
"Steve Martin - Julian "Jimmy" Dell"
"Rebecca Pidgeon - Susan Ricci"
"Ben Gazzara - Mr. Klein"
"Mr. Klein: If we all do our jobs, we will each be rewarded according to our just desserts."
"FBI Team Leader: It's an interesting setup, Mr. Ross. It is the oldest confidence game on the books. The Spanish Prisoner. Fellow says him and his sister, wealthy refugees, left a fortune in the home country. He got out, girl and the money stuck in Spain. Here is her most beautiful portrait. And he needs money to get her and the fortune out. Man who supplies the money gets the fortune and the girl. Oldest con in the world."
"Keiko Seiko - U.S. Marshal"
"Who in this world is what they seem to be? Who?"
"You never know who anybody is, except me. I am who I am."
"Can you really trust anyone?"
"I put a thief in my mouth to steal my brain."
"We must never forget that we are human, and as humans we dream, and when we dream we dream of money."
"Nobody going on a business trip would have been missed if he never arrived."
"It's the oldest con in the book."
"Beware of all enterprises which require new clothes."
"Campbell Scott - Joe Ross"
"Ricky Jay - George Lang"
"Takeo Matsushita - U.S. Marshal"
"William H. Macy - Walt Price"
"Philip Seymour Hoffman - Joseph Turner White"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!