"This isn't happening. I'm not Daniel when he faced the lion! So I appreciate the irony, Lord! Cook dies in his own oven! But I've got other plans! [jumps out of upper oven and swims away, lights lighter] You ate my bird! [throws lighter into open oven and blows up the shark]"

"Who you gonna trust? Me, that's who. You trust me. You know why? Because I'm trustworthy."

"If this is a lesson about the drinking, let's just say I've learned it. No need to get carried away, showing me your vengeful side. I know your wrath, Lord."

"Sharks are the oldest creatures on the planet...from a time when the world was just flesh and teeth."

"Jacqueline McKenzie Janice Higgins"

"LL Cool J Sherman "Preacher" Dudley"

"I hate to interrupt this moment of burgeoning intimacy, but can we get the fuck out of here?"

"Einstein's theory of relativity. Grab hold of a hot pan, a second can seem like an hour. Put your hands on a hot woman...an hour can seem like a second. It's all relative."

"I tell you, man...I quit this job."

"Did someone order the fish?"

"We could all just dive in and see who makes it to the top. Isn't that the old Aquatica spirit, Dr. Susie? Just dive in? You could go first, just to lead by example."

"Sharks never get cancer, go blind or show loss of brain activity as they age. Unlike some people I know."

"I don't make waves. I meet the terms of my parole. I'm not out to change the world, like the doc. I'm not out to wreck it either."

"Exactly how many sticks of dynamite would you have to set off in your ears before your head would clear?"

"Brothers never make it out of situations like this. Not ever!"

"My name is Sherman Dudley...and if this message finds you, I did not survive, so this is my legacy. I have loved the pulpit and I have loved the bottle. I did my best to be a good husband, a father. I came up wanting. So what do I have to say to you? What mark do I have to leave behind? [beat] We'll begin with the perfect omelette, made with two eggs, not three. Amateurs often add milk for density. This is a mistake!"

"Samuel L. Jackson Russell Franklin"

"You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. After the avalanche came, it took us a week to climb out. And somewhere, we lost hope. Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on each other. I just know that seven of us survived the slide... and only five made it out. Now we took an oath, that I'm breaking now. Swore we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. Nature can be lethal, but it doesn't hold a candle to man. Now you've seen how bad things can get and how quick they can get that way. Well, they can get a whole lot worse. So we're not going to fight anymore! We're going to pull together and find a way to get out of here! First, we're gonna seal off this pool-- [gets eaten by a shark] AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! [another shark is seen tearing his upper body off]"

"Aida Turturro Brenda Kerns"

"Saffron Burrows Dr. Susan McCallister"

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. For thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life. Because I carry a big stick and I'm the meanest motherfucker in the valley! Two sharks down, Lord! One demon fish to go! Can I get an Amen?"

"Death is always useless, doctor."

"So here's the riddle. What does an eight thousand pound mako shark with a brain the size of a flat head V8 engine and no natural predators think about?"

"Even in death: Standards."

"Doctor, the 200 million I've sunk into this company is due in great part of your research. But when the market opens Monday, despite my reputation, I don't like heights. Especially falling from them. I'm sorry, honestly."

"That's the answer to the riddle. Because that's what an 8000 pound mako thinks about. About freedom. About the deep blue sea."

"You wait your whole life for a single moment... and then one day, it's tomorrow."

"By the end, all my father could do was ask why my mother wasn't at home. Each time I said she was dead, I watched him take the loss like a car wreck. What if you could end all that suffering with a single pill? Give me till Monday morning. 48 hours. My results will skyrocket your stock price... or I'll help you pack the lab myself. It's your call."

"[her last words] She may be the smartest animal on the planet, but she's still just an animal."

"Renny Harlin - Replacement Driver"

"w:Brent Briscoe - "Crusher""

"Stacy Edwards - Lucretia "Luc" Clan"

"Cristián de la Fuente - Memo Moreno"

"Robert Sean Leonard - Demille Bly"

"Til Schweiger - Beau Brandenburg"

"Kip Pardue - Jimmy Bly"

"Gina Gershon - Cathy Heguy Moreno"

"Sylvester Stallone - Joe "The Hummer" Tanto"

"Burt Reynolds - Carl Henry"

"Where do you go when you are already on the edge?"

"Estella Warren - Sophia Simone"

"I got will and I got faith. I believe you can will yourself in anything and do anything. And faith, that is like believing in something, man that's like having a good disease. It's contagious, if you hang around with people who have it you're gonna catch it, and its gonna change your attitude."

"Get ready for the race of your life."

"Welcome to The Human Race"

"What drives you?"

"Well, it ain't Dr. Seuss."