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April 10, 2026
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"I am a FBI agent controlling this investigation from within in order to ensure that you gentlemen never see the inside of a prison cell. Now I am conspiring with 3 like minded individuals who have aided you in the past though I have yet to inform them of my agenda because, well a girl's got to have her fun."
"That was one of the finest examples of spiritual guidance I've ever had the good fortune to witness."
"[Greenly has just been fatally wounded] Proudest day of my life, boys."
"Matthew Lemche as Noah"
"On a sultry Saturday in September, the Saints saved seventeen souls."
"Real men hide their emotions. Why? Because it's none of your fuckin' business!"
"Robert Mauriell as Louie"
"Peace, they say, is the enemy of memory. So it had been for my boys. For some time now, their past had felt like a dream. Then, suddenly, it was back."
"Clifton Collins Jr. as Romeo"
"Gerard Parkes as Doc"
"David Della Rocco as Rocco"
"Peter Fonda as The Roman"
"These sons of bitches prison-fucked us... In the ASS! And then they wiped their dicks on our grandma's drapes!"
"Thanks for comin' out!"
"Julie Benz as Special Agent Eunice Bloom"
"[Introducing Romeo to Doc] This is our Mexican."
"Shut up! Romeo's crying!"
"[Has a gun to his head] Conner! Son, Daddy's workin'."
"Billy Connolly as Da"
"Norman Reedus as Murphy MacManus"
"David Ferry as Dolly"
"Daniel DeSanto as Crew Cut"
"Robb Wells as Jimmy the Gofer"
"Paul Johansson as Kuntsler"
"With all due respect... man I hate it when people say that because it is inevitably followed by a disrespectful remark. Here let me give you an example: With all due respect detective, this matter falls under whatever jurisdiction I fuckin' say it does."
"Judd Nelson as Concezio Yakavetta"
"Bob Marley as Greenly"
"Brian Mahoney as Duffy"
"Sean Patrick Flanery as Connor MacManus"
"These saints put my father on his knees!"
"Well, since we've already broken the fuck barrier, allow me to be blunt. It is because I'm so fucking smart that I make smart people feel like they are retarded."
"Ding dong motherfucker... ding dong!"
"This ain't rocket surgery."
"There's two kinds of people in this world when you boil it all down. You got your talkers and you got your doers. Most people are just talkers, all they do is talk. But when it is all said and done, it's the doers that change this world. And when they do that, they change us, and that's why we never forget them. So which one are you? Do you just talk about it, or do you stand up and do something about it? Because believe you me, all the rest of it is just coffee house and bullshit."
"Are you lost, baby girl?"
"I’m gonna fuck you so hard they’ll hear you scream in Warsaw."
"I’m not a bag of potatoes you can transport without permission!"
"Joseph Crehan - Chief Brandon"
"James Nolan - Dan Sterne"
"Milton Parsons - Dr. A. Tomic"
"Lyle Latell - Pat Patton"
"June Clayworth - Dr. I.M. Learned"
"Tony Barrett - 'Melody' Fiske"
"Anne Gwynne - Tess Truehart"
"Ralph Byrd - Dick Tracy"
"Skelton Knaggs - Rudolph X-Ray"
"I'm sitting here, see, writing out this report on the stiff. All of a sudden, blackout! Something hit me here: a crowbar or a small bulldozer""
"(looking at Gruesome in the morgue) "So what did the big lug die of, a broken heart?""
"Horror Man Traps Super-Sleuth!"
"He's Enough to Scare Even Tracy!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!