"This motherfucker hates Americans so much, even though we saved his country's ass in not only one world war but two, he still won't let me through with my cans!"

"Checkmate, motherfucker!"

"John Travolta - Charlie Wax"

"Jonathan Rhys Meyers - James Reese"

"Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa - El Japo"

"Jacob Vargas - Paulito"

"Danny De La Paz - Puppet"

"Daniel Villarreal - Little Puppet"

"Sal Lopez - Pedro Santana"

"Pepe Serna - Mundo"

"Dyana Ortelli - Yolanda"

"Vira Montes - Esperanza Santana"

"William Forsythe - J.D."

"The state is so lame, they paid for the game."

"Edward James Olmos - Montoya Santana"

"Chevy Chase - Norman Robberson"

"Don't ever throw a cat on me again."

"Jack Palance - Jake Stone"

"Dianne Wiest - Helen Robberson"

"Sal Landi - Jerry Callahan"

"Richard Romanus - Fred Lutz"

"Jack Kehler - Caniff"

"Fay Masterson - Cindy Robberson"

"Miko Hughes - Billy Robberson"

"Robert Davi - Osborn"

"David Barry Gray - Tony Moore"

"Jason James Richter - Kevin Robberson"

"All right! You put a shiv in my partner. You know what that means? Goddammit! All winter long I got to listen to him gripe about his bowling scores. Now I'm gonna bust your ass for those three bags and I'm gonna nail you for picking your feet in Poughkeepsie."

"Bill Hickman - Bill Mulderig"

"Eddie Egan - Walt Simonson"

"Harold Gary - Joel Weinstock"