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"Not even fit to share the battlefield with me!"
"Wow! Somebody even lazier than I am!"
"Ther'e another victory in honor of my father!"
"I must retreat. This is not the end!"
"I shall return! Remember that! For yours is the first head I shall seek!"
"Fight me now! For glory!"
"You think you can beat me? With your intellect?"
"You think you can outsmart me? Don't make me laugh!"
"Lend me the strength I need!"
"I can see every flaw in your form!"
"This battle is as good as over!"
"Another step forward in my training as the future of Wu!"
"You... You got lucky this time! Yeah, that's what it was! Luck!"
"Let's get going!"
"I demand that you all kneel down before me."
"Allow me to show you how I feel!"
"I defeated an Officer!"
"The fires of hell shall engulf you!"
"My spirit burns with passion!"
"Proper strategy can overcome any obstacle!"
"There is no greater weapon than a prepared mind!"
"Another obstacle in the path of justice has fallen before me!"
"Now you see how prodigious my talent truly is!"
"Another victim has fallen before me!"
"Every victory serves to make me that much stronger!"
"Ugh... you sure know how to fight!"
"I cannot die just yet..."
"Perfect timing, I was looking for an opportunity to test my new tactics."
"Fools! I will send you to the ghosts!"
"Fodder! They are fodder, my men enjoy slicing them down."
"You are my prisoner!"
"Fight me if you dare!"
"Prepare to meet your ancestors!"
"So they joined...."
"So they joined against us."
"Fate is against you! You will die!"
"Sons..the future..is...yours."
"Break the siege of the yellow turbans! Humble the rebels!"
"Hurry! The Shu army is almost here!"
"I require your presence for a time."
"The rumors weren't wrong about you!"
"You are better than people say you are!"
"Lord Cao Cao! Food has been prepared! You can't fight on an empty stomach!"
"You flaming idiots! Take this!"
"I..i...it. it's... Lu Buuuuuu!!!"
"This victory shall belong to Wu!"
"Bow down before King Meng Huo!"
"I am Lu Bu. Bow down before me."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!