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"You only need to hang mean bastards, but mean bastards you need to hang..."
"Slow like molasses."
"The man who pulls the lever that breaks your neck will be a dispassionate man. And that dispassion is the very essence of justice. For justice delivered without dispassion is always in danger of not being justice."
"[slow motion] You gon' make a deal with this diabolical bitch?"
"Now Daisy, I want us to work out a signal system of communication. When I elbow you real hard in the face, that means "shut up"!"
"[last words] Mannix! The coffee..."
"When the handbill says "dead or alive", the rest of us just shoot you in the back from up on top a perch somewhere and bring you in dead over a saddle. But when John Ruth the Hangman catches you, you don't die from no bullet in the back. When the Hangman catches you... [winks] You hang!"
"Move a little strange, a little sudden, you're gonna get a bullet. Not a warning, not a question... A bullet!"
"Let's slow it down. Let's slow it waaaay down..."
"My theory is you're working with the man who poisoned the coffee. And both of you murdered Minnie and Sweet Dave, and anybody else might'a picked this bad-luck day to visit Minnie's Haberdashery this morning. And your intention was, at some point, to bushwhack John Ruth and free Daisy. But you didn't count the blizzard, and you didn't count the two of us. That's as far as I got. How am I doin'?"
"Precautions must be taken because life is too sweet to lose!"
"That's Marco the Mexican? [laughs] Shit. Now that I blowed his face off, Marco ain't worth a peso!"
"A bastard's work is never done."
"Channing Tatum - Jody Domergue"
"Gentlemen, Gentlemen, I know Americans aren't apt to let a little thing like an unconditional surrender get in the way of a good war. But I strongly suggest we don't re-stage The Battle of Baton Rouge during a blizzard in Minnie's Haberdashery..."
"James Parks - O.B. Jackson"
"Well, cut my legs off and call me Shorty!"
"Samuel L. Jackson - Major Marquis Warren a.k.a. "The Bounty Hunter""
"Eight strangers. One deadly connection."
"[to Daisy, just before smashing her guitar] Music time's over!"
"No one to trust. Everyone to hate."
"Jesus Christ, that's awful! What did that Mexican fellow do, soak his old socks in the pot?"
"Lee Horsley - Ed"
"Gene Jones - Sweet Dave"
"Dana Gourrier - Minnie Mink"
"What do I gotta say? About John Ruth's ravings? He's absolutely right. Me and one of them fellas is in cahoots. We're just waitin' for everybody to go to sleep. That when we're gonna kill y'all."
"Zoë Bell - Six-Horse Judy"
"Got room for one more?"
"Timothy Scott as Pea Eye Parker (credited as Tim Scott)"
"Ricky Schroder as Newt Dobbs"
"Anjelica Houston as Clara Allen"
"Chris Cooper as July Johnson"
"Diane Lane as Lorena Wood"
"Robert Urich as Jake Spoon"
"Frederic Forrest as Blue Duck"
"Danny Glover as Joshua Deets"
"D. B. Sweeney as Dishwater "Dish" Boggett"
"Tommy Lee Jones as Captain Woodrow F. Call"
"Robert Duvall as Captain Augustus "Gus" McCrae"
"James Terry McIlvain as Cowboy"
"Charlie Haynie as Ben Rainey"
"Sonny Carl Davis as Bert Borum"
"David Carpenter as Needle Neslon"
"James McMurtry as Jimmy Rainey"
"Helena Humann as Peach Johnson"
"Lanny Flaherty as Soupy Jones"
"Travis Swords as Allan O'Brien"
"Steve Buscemi as Luke"
"Kevin O'Morrison as Doctor"
"Frederick Coffin as Big Zwey"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!