Video Games Set In The United Kingdom

"White Ninja: Extras are so sad./No one thinks of us at all./We just want your love!"

"White Ninja: I liked the first game./I hope this one's just as good./And that I don't die."

"White Ninja: Why must we wear white?/It stains so easily. Do/I look fat in this?"

"White Ninja: Does the walker choose/The path or path the walker?/Whoa, dude - that is deep."

"White Ninja: See? You learn how to/Make haiku while you play game!/Now you try at home!"

"White Ninja: Think this looks easy?/You try thinking in haiku./See how long you last!"

"White Ninja Leader: We will defend you to the death, oh Furon Lord, but first we must compose our death haikus."

"Secret Agent: Quincy, Mortimer Quincy... Oh it still doesn't sound right."

"KGB Agent: Damn you, Americans! You taunt me with your decadent fast food! Your colas, your delectable cheeseburgers, your onion rings with the zesty dipping sauces... eh... DAMN YOU!"

"KGB Agent: Ah, Stalin - a nation of admiring workers gives you its thanks. Except for ones you killed..."

"KGB Agent: They have colours beside gray outside Soviet Union!"

"KGB Agent: Inside, I am being hysterical."

"Tunguska KGB: [after Crypto picks him up] Well, it's better than Aeroflot."

"Tunguska KGB: If I were an animal, I would be rabbit. Oh, and with an AK-47."

"Gastro: Go-Go Gastro!"

"Gastro: Somebody need an ass-whoppin'?"

"Lobsters ROCK!"

"[hums organ line from "Rock Lobster"] There goes a narwhal! Whoa!"

"One more drawn butter joke, and we swear, we're out of here!"

"What did that human mean, "Thermidor"?"

"What did that human mean, "bottom-feeder"?"

"They love us in Halifax!"

"Claws, don't fail me now!"

"Furon bastard!"

"We will rock you!"

"We have come to kick ass and chew humans!"

"We came, we saw, and we're gonna kick your ass!"

"After thousands of years, revenge will taste oh so sweet! I could go for a jellybean too..."

"Russian Male Peasant: Why one never is seeing any children around? Is not as if workers can be affording contraception!"

"Russian Male Peasant: Am still finding difficult to be sitting... next time, must be putting pants on before lighting petrol."

"The Freak: I am a fish... I am a fish... I AM A FISH!"

"KGB Cosmonaut: I am being scientist and I'm okay. I'm working all night and sleeping all day. (parody of Monty Python's Lumberjack Song)"

"Bay City Cop: Ah, the people I protect and serve... how I hate them so."

"Bay City Army: I just joined the army to get money to go to college. No one said anything about killing people!"

"Albion Urban: I've had sex twice. Once in Eton with my roommate, and once with my wife on our honeymoon. Frankly, I don't see what all the fuss is about."

"Black Ninja: [When PKed] Who will save Ninja?!"

"Yakuza: Mama say! Mama san! Ma Yakuza! (reference to Soul Makossa)"

"KGB Cosmonaut: Stupid Americans! Getting bogged down in a no-win situation in Vietnam! Russians will never be stupid enough to do that! I wonder how Afghanistan is this time of year?"

"Takoshima Cop: You think I’m coming after you? You crazy!"

"Takoshima Cop: You want bullet in ass?!"

"Takoshima Cop: [When PKed] Higher, Higher!"

"Takoshima Cop: [When PKed] Put cop down!"

"Takoshima Cop: What? Haven't you ever seen an Asian man pretend to be black before?"

"Black Ninja: Stop killing people! That's my job."

"Yakuza: What? Why you stare? It just because I'm black?"

"Takoshima General: [if Crypto causes enough destruction to get to yellow alert level] Calling emperor's army!"

"Takoshima General: [if Crypto causes enough destruction to get to yellow alert level] Sending super warriors or army!"

"Takoshima General: [if Crypto causes enough destruction to get to yellow alert level] We need army! Do we still have one?!"

"Takoshima General: [during the Kojira Kaiju battle; he will say this rarely when you hit red alert level] GOJIRA! MONSTER! AIIIIIEEEEYYAAAAA!"

"Black Ninja: Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!"