"I wish they could stay like this, but I suppose you people would actually like to take part in this game. Now then. In line with Banjo tradition, your challenge will consist of collecting as many pointless objects as possible. Let the Collectathon commence!"

"No, no, no... It's all too painful to watch. Gamers today don't want all this, they just want to shoot things! But as we're broadening the demographic, I'll have to think of something original. Hmmm. Very well then, failures, listen carefully."

"Leave it to me, he's no hassle! I'll kick butt, then off to the castle!"

"Revenge is mine, I cannot miss, let's see that furry fool dodge this!"

"He wasn't the favorite character in Banjo-Kazooie anyway..."

"No, no, Klungo, you stay here, I'll be back, have no fear!"

"Hold on, sis, I'm nearly there, I've just been to blast that bear!"

"Great, I get to peck some more witch butt! Let's go, Banjo!"

"No, no, no, this cannot be! What happened to little old me?"

"I hate bones, a body I need, can you help with this little deed?"

"Right then, girls, let's fix me up, then Banjo's hairy butt I'll whup!"

"Well... we'll see about that!"

"If Tooty thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be!"

"Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity!"

"Don't scratch and bite, my little bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear!"

"This fine contraption, so I'm told, will make me young and Tooty old!"

"Rescue you he will not dare, there's many dangers in my lair!"

"Hurry, Klungo, push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch."

"Sure is a strange looking buddy Banjo, can it talk?"

"Me Mumbo, best shaman in all game. Can help Banjo and filthy feathered one."

"Hello there, young ones! I'm Brentilda, Gruntilda's nicer sister. I've crept down here to help you defeat the old hag, it's about time she was taught a lesson!"

"Snacker smells tasty dinner, stay just there!"

"Yippee! Snacker gets dessert too!"

"Ahh... cheese and crackers - just wait there!"

"Coffee and mints? I'll be right over!"

"Why, it's Tooty, young and small, she's the prettiest girl of all."

"Unfortunately, I think, you'll find,... ugh! It's Tooty. She's cute and kind!"

"Oooh! Visitors for Dingpot... I like visitors!"

"I sure do Mr. Bear! Grunty's awful you know, she was sick in me earlier on. If you can get rid of her, I'll be free!"

"He's right, Kazooie. There goes your birdseed money!"

"P-perhaps one of us s-should g-go t-take a l-look outside..."

"Sure was noisy. Let's go take a look, Kazooie."

"He's right! Quick, everyone out!"

"Well, at least everyone got out safely..."

"It's worse than that......Grunty's killed poor Bottles!"

"Yawn...What do you want Kazooie?"

"Don't be so sure, Banjo..."

"Hey! Look outside, everyone! Grunty the witch is coming!"

"Oh... Er, false alarm, Bottle. Must've been some shadows."

"C'mon, bone face, let's play. I feel lucky!"

"B-but it's dark out there and...Err, I'll be scared..."

"What a sucker, huh? C'mon, Banjo, gimme a hand..."

"Guess I'll be having that birdseed after all, huh, Banjo?"

"Yeah, yeah, skull boy, and I bet she had two heads!"

"Look at our house!"

"Hang on, where's goggle boy?"

"Sigh... I've a feeling it's not going to be so easy this time..."