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"Obi-Wan: Stick together!"
"Clone Trooper: Over here, men! Fire!"
"Obi-Wan: Another junk pile!"
"Battle Droid: Clone Troopers! Waste them!"
"Obi-Wan: Take this!"
"Clone Trooper: Incoming Droids! Target eliminated."
"Battle Droid: Halt! Stop! Jedi! Unauthorized personnel have entered the area!"
"Obi-Wan: Now this is hardly fair. It's two against one! I don't think so! You're just a Battle Droid with an ego malfunction."
"General Grevious: General Kenobi, ha ha ha ha ha. You are a bold one. Ha ha ha. Kill him. You will not escape."
"Obi-Wan: Another junk pile! This turret should make short work of those shield generators! The force is strong here... I'm going to crack your shell! If I can someone get on its back. That's it! Hello there."
"Battle Droid: Don't let him hit those power cores!"
"Obi-Wan: More spare parts! If I cut the power, I can get across! Ah - that's better! I sense - something. I can't fight those cannons! I'll have to time the blasts... Let's see what they've made of... I'll never get tired of this... They don't stand a chance now! I don't think so! My only chance is to run! This should take care of those cannons ... or not."
"Flying Battle Droid: Proximity alert!"
"Obi-Wan: Clumsy machine! This keeps getting better. Back! There has to be a way to switch that vent off. Maybe that hose over there is the answer. There we go! I suppose I shouldn't expect an easy route."
"Battle Droid: Fire!"
"Battle Droid: Protect the cores!"
"Obi-Wan: Good-bye, old friend. May the force be with you. Take this! Ugh - these blasted droids! The force is strong here. You're nothing but overblown Battle Droids. I need to destroy that turret! There's always a bigger droid! You make this too easy!"
"Anakin: Master. May the force be with you."
"Anakin: Master. I've disappointed you. I've been arrogant. I've just been frustrated with the council. You are strong and wise, Anakin, and I am very proud of you."
"Obi-Wan: Oh, I agree. However, it may turn out just to be a wild bantha chase."
"Anakin: Well, under the circumstances I'd say the ability to pilot this thing is irreverent. Strap yourselves in. You're gonna need me on this one, Master."
"Obi-Wan: Well?"
"Anakin: You mean do I know how to land what's left of this thing."
"Obi-Wan: Can you fly a cruiser like this?"
"General Grevious: You lose, General Kenobi. Ha, ha, ha. Time to abandon ship."
"Battle Droid: Gyroscopes online. Orientation normalizing. Standby."
"General Grevious: You're already dead - you just don't know it! Say goodbye - this will be over quickly. You'll have to try harder than that!"
"Grevious Bodyguard: Your flesh is inferior to our design."
"Obi-Wan: I'm about to break a sweat!"
"Grevious Bodyguard: Don't let them through."
"General Grevious: Your efforts are futile! It's time to die!"
"Grevious Bodyguard: Your weak flesh is no match for the unyielding might of steel."
"General Grevious: When will you realize that you're beaten?"
"Obi-Wan: Don't lose your focus, Anakin!"
"Genearl Grevious: Let's see what you can do with that staff."
"Anakin: This ends now! can you see Grevious?"
"General Grevious: You've been outdated!"
"Obi-Wan: Blasted Droids! The cruiser's capsized!"
"General Grevious: Foolish Jedi! Finish them off. Bring me their lightsabers... and their heads."
"Anakin: Where do these droids keep coming from?"
"Obi-Wan: Someone programmed you to talk too much."
"Grevious Bodyguard: Jedi are not match for machines."
"General Grevious: Yes - The end is near!"
"Anakin: Hey, ugly - over here!"
"General Grevious: Fools - they've beating you! Be quick or be dead!"
"Obi-Wan: Stay focused! Watch those Battle Staffs!"
"Anakin: The ship's overturned!"
"Grevious Bodyguard: The age of the Jedi is over!"
"Obi-Wan: It's not a contest, Anakin..."
"Anakin: How many do you have so far, Master?"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!