Tv Shows Set In The 19th Century

"Naked as a plucked prairie chicken."

"Bleedin' like a stuck hog."

"He ain't got the gumption to pound sand down a rat hole."

"I thumped him 'till his ears rang like the liberty bell."

"Crookeder than a dog's hind leg."

"Hold `yer taters."

"[He's] got more friends than a dog's got hairs on his back."

"Sit there like a boll weevil on a corn cob."

"[He] draws trouble like a summer melon draws flies."

"[I] feel better than a barn rooster on a prime hoot."

"Quiet as a mouse tip toeing."

"Quiet as on cotton on cottontail."

"I'll get onto you like ugly on an ape."

"Hoppin' around like a flea on a hot skillet."

"You look like a sunfish who flopped."

"When you learn a thing a day you store up smart."

"That don't hurt a particle."

"If you don't call, then you don't see the hand."

"I made a bigger mess than a sow's bed."