"[on the phone] I'm sorry, I don't know the number to, uh, my savings account because, believe it or not, I don't spend my entire day sitting around trying to memorize the fucking numbers to my fucking bank accounts! MORON!"

"I know who you are, fucker!"

"Stephen McHattie - William Danvers III"

"Wendy Crewson - Evelyn Danvers"

"Kyle Schmid - Aaron Abbot"

"Jessica Lucas - Kate Tunney"

"Toby Hemingway - Reid Garwin"

"Chace Crawford - Tyler Simms"

"Taylor Kitsch - Pogue Parry"

"Sebastian Stan - Chase Collins"

"Laura Ramsey - Sarah Wenham"

"Steven Strait - Caleb Danvers"

"In 1692, five families with untold power formed a covenant of silence. One family lusting for more, was banished, their bloodline disappearing without a trace. Until now."

"To save the future, they must battle their past."

"Four have the power. One will stop at nothing to possess it."

"Only the power of hell can help them."

"Kate: [about spiders] They're all over the place here."

"Kyra: [to Sarah] So, tell me. How does one go about getting into Spencer from a public?"

"[jumping off the cliff] Come on, Caleb. It's not like it's going to kill us. Yet."

"[making a bet on the bar-maid] Boys, that girl hasn't worn panties since she was twelve."

"[about their powers] It's not right using it on each other, Caleb"

"[to Reid, about their powers] What will it take for you to get it? It's addictive, you moron!"

"[to Pogue] Come to save little Ms. Muffet, have we? Well, you're too late. A spider came and sat down beside her and frightened Ms. Muffet away!"

"I'm going to make you my weeyotch!"

"[as he, Pogue, Tyler, and Caleb are about to drive over the cliff] Harry Potter can kiss my ass!"

"[about being chased my the cops] Oh, you wanna stop? That'll impress Harvard."