First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Ren: "Whaaaa?""
"Ren: "Stimpy, it's him! What do you want from us, man?""
"Ren: "Give it up, man! You took our minds!""
"Ren: "You know what to say, man. It goes like this, "I'm sorry."""
"Ren: "We did it, Stimpy! We won!""
"Ren: "Destroy the universe? Fine, but if he comes near my beloved ice cream bar...""
"Ren: "Ugh! Enough with the foolery!""
"Ren: "Are you crazy, man? We'd never stay here with you! We... are going... home!""
"Ren: "C'mon, Stimpy! We've been invited. Let's go knock on that ghost's door!""
"Ren: "You madman, Stop your shenanigans right now!""
"Ren: "How could you do that?""
"Ren: "You're back, man. How does it feel?""
"Ren: "You lost, buddy. Yeah you pal, look at you when I'm talking to me!""
"Ren: "Look at that slimy creature!""
""I have rewards for good noodles." (1st encounter dialogue)"
""Have a nice day." (1st farewell dialogue)"
"Sorry I'm late. Except I'm sorry. Time ghosts. Ghost ghosts. Destruction of the universe? Whatever. Buy something or get lost."
"(whenever the player purchases purple splats) Took you long enough./I don't do gift wrapping./You're gonna need way more than that."
""Mwahahahahaha! MWAHhahaha!! MWAHAHAHAHA!! Scared yet?" (4th intro dialogue with a player)"
""I am the Flying Dutchman, and no one boards my ship without permission!" (5th intro dialogue with a player)"
""You left me no choice but to take your soul. It's what I do, ya know." (7th intro dialogue with a player)"
""Next stop for you: Davy Jones' Locker!" (1st winning dialogue against a player)"
""You're no match for the Flying Dutchman" (4th winning dialogue against a player)"
""Hahahaha!!! You were powerless against me!" (5th winning dialogue against a player)"
""Spiders are scary, but me... I'm still the scariest thing there is!!" (7th winning dialogue against a player)"
"Soon, I will be unstoppable!"
""I have torn all weaknesses away and have become all-powerful!" (3rd intro dialogue against a player)"
""There is no one who can stop me!" (4th intro dialogue against a player)"
""Go ahead. Attack me if you will. When it is over, you will call me Master!" (6th intro dialogue against a player)"
""Couldn't if I wanted to, dear. Bones are a little achy. I think it might rain." (Rematch against first fight)"
""Just for that, you don't get any mashed potatoes!" (after losing)"
""Now now, don't take it so bad. A nice meal will fix you right up!" (first encounter, after win)"
""I’m a wreck after that!" (after losing)"
""Compared to her, I feel like a spring chicken." (after winning)"
""Now now, that won't do at all. You need a time out, young man!" (first encounter)"
""Awww, aren't you staying for dinner?" (Finding out Vlad was a ghost clone)"
""Finished? Looks like you are to me." (after winning)"
""Bring your worst. I will not be moved!" (before the fight)"
""I demand to see the chef!" (after losing)"
""I could have warned you: this granny’s no pushover!" (after winning)"
""My! What a big jellyfish that is! A big ANGRY jellyfish." (before the fight)"
""That wasn't very nice, you know!" (after losing)"
""You’re messing with the wrong grandma!" (before the fight)"
""I got a rumbling in my tummy." (Watching the universe get destroyed the first time)"
""Wait Isn't today the Fourth of July? Where'd the turkey go?!" (when being unlocked)"
""Happy Groundhog Day! I saw my shadow and you know what that means!" (Battling Gerald)"
""Is it Halloween already? I didn’t wrap the presents yet!" (before the fight)"
""Aaahhaiiiaaaahhhh!!!" (Battling the player)"
""I'm sure I beat Plasmius... but if I did, why am I back here?" (Wondering why he returned to the Timeless Stardial after defeating Vlad for the third time)"
""By the molten magma of the sills of Turrialba Volcano, Your evil must be stopped before it's too late!" (Battling the player alt)"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!