""It's pretty tasty, but I've had better at the Krusty Krab. Now come back to the stardial place and get better!" (Begging Clockwork to return to the Timeless Stardial to undo the effects of Vlad's machine)"

""Uh, can I pick truth instead?" (Being challenged by Evil Clockwork)"

""Boy, somebody sure became Mr. Crankypants" (After Evil Clockwork disappears)"

""Oh no you don't! I'm going back home, even if that means I have to go through you to get there!" (Refusing to accept his offer to return to the Timeless stardial)"

""Oh hi! Ooo... look at you! You're glowing! Uh oh, is this a good glow or an evil glow?" (After finding Clockwork, but realising there is something wrong with him)"

""That's okay. I've never played with a ghost clone before." (Clockwork apologising for his deception)"

""You knew that wasn't the real bad guy?" (after learning that Clockwork knew Vlad was a ghost clone)"

""I'm going to go out on a limb and say that's a bad thing." (after Clockwork tells him that Vlad's machine would destroy the universe)"

""Uh thanks. But you don't happen to have a lucky peanut on you, just in case, do you?" (after being handed a Time Medallion and being wished good luck)"

""And I want to get back to learning how to blow bubbles!" (When SpongeBob is told he has to stop Vlad)"

""It boggles even the mindless" (After hearing Vlad Plasmius' plan)"

""He taught us a ghostly pirate howl once. It goes "leedle leedle leedle leeee!" (SpongeBob mentions the Flying Dutchman)"

""Wheeee! I can help out too!" (When unlocked after being freed from mind control)"

""BRAIN-BRAIN, BRAINY-BRAIN BRAIN!!!" (battling SpongeBob)"

""If you don't give my brain back, I'll TAKE it back!" (battling SpongeBob)"

""MY BRAIN! GIVE ME MY BRAIN BACK!" (battling SpongeBob)"

""What if a woodchuck's name WAS Chuck? What then, huh?" (battling SpongeBob)"

""SpongeBob! Yay!! You're in my dream too!" (Patrick sees SpongeBob at the Timeless Stardial)"

""Haa haaa haa! Oooo!" (SpongeBob blows a bubble)"

""Blowing bubbles is hard, SpongeBob." (Blowing bubbles with SpongeBob; first line of the campaign)"

""Hmmm... It's getting so hard to tell if you've won or lost these days" (Finding himself in the Timeless Stardial after defeating Vlad for the third time)"

""This is just as great as my friend Sandy's gadgets! You should meet her. You'd like her." (After being given an energy dampener by Nora Wakeman)"

""Even though I am trapped here… It’s the best day ever!!" (Unused, when being unlocked after being defeated as a mind-controlled opponent)"

""Mr. Krabs, am I on the clock?" (encountering Mr. Krabs)"

""Hey, Plankton! When did you get here?" (first encounter with Mecha-Plankton)"

""Welcome to our club, welcome to our club! Welcome, Squidward! (encountering Squidward)"

""Uh, are there two of you or is that just you doing a silly voice?" (after encountering more enemies)"

""What do you think you're doing here?" (after encountering more enemies)"

""Patrick sure was acting strange. I hope that knocked some sense into him." (After defeating Patrick)"

"Whatever's gotten into Patrick, I won't give up. I'll save you Patrick. If it's the last thing I do. Which I hope it isn't (gulp)."

""Hey, wait a minute. I'm on dry land. How can I even breathe? What the barnacles is going on here?" (Finding himself in the Timeless Stardial after being defeated by either Patrick or Vlad Plasmius)"

""I thought that was it. The end. No more SpongeBob... But here I am. Alive and well and as absorbent as ever!" (Finding himself in the Timeless Stardial after being defeated by either Patrick or Vlad Plasmius)"

""My legs and arms seem to still be in the right places, so I guess I'm okay." (Finding himself in the Timeless Stardial after being defeated by either Patrick or Vlad Plasmius)"

""Huh? What? What just happened" (Finding himself in the Timeless Stardial after being defeated by either Patrick or Vlad Plasmius)"

""Guess not..." (encountering enemies for the first time)"

"" You look ready to fight. Uh, can we talk about this first?" (encountering enemies for the first time)"

""Umm... have you seen my friend Patrick? He's about yay tall and pink." (encountering enemies for the first time)"

""Hey! Where am I? And where is Patrick?! I think I'm losing it!" (After finding himself in Harmonic Convergence while looking for Patrick)"

""Woah... I haven't felt this strange since the day Mr. Krabs ran out of Krabby Patty sauce and made me and Squidward taste test a bottle of the expired bargain brand..." (After Clockwork accidentally places SpongeBob in the wrong world)"

""What just happened to Patrick? I didn't even get to show him my best bubbles!" (After witnessing Patrick being sucked into a portal)"

""I did it! I did it!" (after defeating Vlad in a post-game rematch)"

""Don't make me come back and stop you!" (Telling Vlad he'll keep beating him in future encounters)"

"'I hope you finally learned your lesson.' (Expecting Vlad to atone for his actions)"

"'I guess we're all the heroes of our own stories...' (After hearing Vlad's side of the story)"

"'So... you really were gonna fix it?' (After Vlad insisted he was going to fix his machine)"